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Mar 6, 2022

307. the common conception, composite, collected

the common conception, composite, collected of sources diverse, from all the cod-men who’d ever been seen this side of the sea is cod-men are good, and quite good to eat cod-men won’t say if approached at the gates of buckingham palace or wellington’s place that served fried in fat (potatoes with —…

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Feb 27, 2022

306. the poops at the top of the poop common roster

the poops at the top of the poop common roster the dangers of fat-bergs discussed in their cloister where poops holy lean on the tall lean flat bean that told them the time and of stories of jesus when they appeared (fat-bergs) the fear was too many poops would panic and…

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Feb 26, 2022

306. nepalese scribes haven’t ears, feet, or eyes

nepalese scribes haven’t ears, feet, or eyes, and couldn’t if placed on a plate (one) describe, but thinking real hard, through logic (compartment) have put into boxes, worked in the margins and assembled a list of poop (what it is) — the four poop conjectures, and carved them on plinths that…

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Feb 25, 2022

306. a poop on its own isn’t thinking on roses

a poop on its own isn’t thinking on roses, it’s trying to get to the sea for disposal — racking its mind with machines and devices to help on its journey from flushing to rising as existences go, it’s quick (not that slow), but frantic — the one thing a poop…

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Feb 23, 2022

306. mosely and musa were sporting fried news, the

mosely and musa were sporting fried news, the creeps at the kennel were ready to rule them top level A most DANGEROUS draining — the fastest poop shooters in all of LA the days are long past if plumbing of last of twenty six occupations you’d have — at twenty three…

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Feb 22, 2022

305. harther had come to conclusions, to sums that

harther had come to conclusions, to sums that wombats aren’t born natural flyers, but dumb, and don’t hare reflexes, they can’t work with levers, and don’t know what’s up, down, or PARACHUTE LEFT is they’re squat (too) for seats, eucalyptus (they) eat which is poison and flammable close-quarters heaped, they don’t move…

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Feb 18, 2022

305. harther had studied in countries unnumbered various map-bearing animals other (dogs, mice, and moose — they’re all too intrusive, and often are captured by spies for the news

wombats alone have square padded toes, tan if you need to attach special holders, wombats are mum if you ask them to grunt, spell, write, or speak the directions to london while they can’t fly a plane, IN THEIR MIND, on a dog, on a tractor, with grapes, with a tie…

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Feb 17, 2022

306. wombat was wild in the gun-turret, timed

wombat was wild in the gun-turret, timed to the bomber that sped through the deep purple night — he thought for a moment, before it exploded, how empty the earth is above it when floating wombat was ace at shooting up planes, but he hadn’t got words for road, camel, cake (and…

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Feb 16, 2022

305. millicent might not have chose the right type to

millicent might not have chose the right type to pursue as a hobby chasing down nights, the last group of folk who’d dead caught to — DON’T EVER WHO DONE IT, DON’T DO IT WITH GHOSTS authors, it seems, a blood lust, im greed, won’t knowingly (sales figures) kill the conceit…

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Feb 15, 2022

305. 3. if you bring muffins, scones, steve (or)

3. if you bring muffins, scones, steve (or), be sure there’s enough for the pirates beneath who haven’t beed fed for fullness but red — and books of the book club immaculate kept (are) six years she plodded dark halls (in) talking in circles the character of character — authors —…

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