250. i’m not going to say that a beaver engaged in

i’m not going to say that a beaver engaged in
stuffing its (lettuce with) beaver (FAT) face is
remiss, somehow less of a judge, for the best
judges in history lettuce have left with

solomon when his temple in sit(ted)
was knee deep in radishes (just for the picture)
his elbows (to) long leafy watercress logged,
and NOBODY EVER SAID DIDN’T HIS JOB (do)

the salem witch wardens lettuce were born with
heads (could have been), but judging, they stormed it
(depending on view, your point of, it’s true,
but lettuce is not what the witches accused were)

the nuremburg nazis were stuffed full with stalks of
celery yet when the judges were talking
respectfully still (they’re nazis, they killed them)
waited for more legal arguments (till them)

and MANY MORE TOO (right now, though, excuse me,
i can’t think of any more judges to do, but
if there are judges in history, stuff it,
they’ve not been by lettuce their duties in suffered)

beavers, the record is less well collected,
for while we can see them in zoos and in pens, they
don’t AS A WHOLE tend to write down their hopes,
dreams, and their lettuce aversions or votes

beavers are shy and deep woods retire to,
where they work on their memoirs and build complex weirs,
and if you’d describe what a beaver judge likes
it’s probably whittling trees into pikes

but when they’ve assessed all the legal digests,
and thought REALLY HARD about how (precedents),
they’ll tell it quite low (their legal, composing)
to otters transcribing (forget about robes (in))

the otter’s named GEORGE (they’ve all been that forked with),
GEORGE FINNEY, ESQ., six million (or more of),
which can cause confusion when someone disputes the
court record caught and they can’t find who blew it
(cont.)