234. DARWIN DISCOUNTED (as known with three pounds of

DARWIN DISCOUNTED (as known with three pounds of
body parts missing) his THEORY OF HOW IT
(nature, i mean) IS MOVING AND BREATHING
was finally published to general *gee’s*

for example, you might, on reading it, sigh,
smoke up (the top of), shiver, or “MIKE,
COME OVER HERE” (say) — reactions will vary,
but most of the people said “GEE,” and then stared, he

put in this book all the methods that took
mouses, say, millipedes, cats, cartwheels, cooks,
anything you like if it moves or combines
DARWIN DISCOUNTED their common described

(process, procedure), the way nature reaches
a steady progression from simple to creatures
large or small, brown, most likely not round,
but most of all probably not aaron or owls

the truth he expressed: no matter what (ted,
it’s probably not him) of nature, the end
product of clean, healthy NATURE SUPREME
whatever else isn’t it’s shoehorns or eels

that doesn’t mean still that some of what’s in it
is an eel here or there, but mostly, he lists them —
SIX BILLION THINGS that on average reach
(don’t, didn’t) NATURE, evolving, complete with

illustrations of parrots, musk-oxen, ferrets,
boston creme pies, and twelve kinds of carrots,
all of which aren’t the end product, starting
with base-metals, supernovas, oceans, and garbage

DARWIN CREME TONES on the PR tour sold,
selling, she sat up and listed off — NO,
this (say a crouton) is NATURE NOT MOVING,
and elephants aren’t the product of sewage

predictably, so, the book didn’t flow,
fly off the shelves cause most people know
fifteen or twenty things that aren’t trending
the universe toward, like lanterns or henry
(cont.)